Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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shorty6823 28
Your teacher sounds a bit off.
FrankHotpants 31
I don't know about Canada but I know here that could very well cost you your job.
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Comments (103)
bhai33 9
How the fk is this an fml? I swear its human nature to laugh at sht like that
Jirekianu2 19
That's assault. To both of you.
YeaSo3 14
I couldn't rate because I would have laughed too!
Iceman225 11
Report him. that is unacceptable.
drayloon 50
An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away when you take it to the face. It often does the opposite
WizardJeremy 13
You should've faked getting knocked out, teach them to laugh and also gets the boy in even more trouble
mr_jack_meoff 5
That's when you take out the cellphone and record some video as leverage. ************ I want an a in this class.
ruxtain 15
The teacher was out of his line. He should apologize immediately instead of laughing like an idiot.(i guess it's a he)
ruxtain 15
oh, it's indeed a he. Didn't notice that.
Aregonde 15
I've never understood banning food in class, let alone between classes. As long as the food isn't noisy, smelly, messy, or keeping the kid from participating in class activities, snacking as needed should be WELCOMED. Hunger is far more distracting and prohibitive of learning than anything else. Food fuels concentration, mental function and energy, and for most kids, having a rushed lunch at 10:AM and then pretty much fasting until they're done with extracurricular activities for the evening (and then probably doing homework during dinner, or having dinner on-the-go) doesn't even come close to cutting it. Adults keep going into hysterics about how terrible kids' eating habits are, and then they dare to blame a lack of money being spent on "nutrition education" (i.e. fat-shaming, scare-mongering and eating-disorder-triggering). Um, how about it's impossible to learn to be a competent eater when you're forced to ignore your body's signals day after day and follow a restrictive eating schedule that has nothing to do with your body's needs?
lunin_thoms 4
It's tempting to just allow food everywhere, but what about kids with allergies? What do we do about them? There's the option of only allowing certain foods, but then that has to be closely monitored to make sure there's no peanut, milk, eggs, shellfish, other nuts, etc. brought into the classrooms. That monitoring has to be done incredibly closely to keep restricted foods out. This would be done by the teachers, who are already busy enough. The school districts would have to pay for a program like that, for special training and for possible higher salaries for teachers who have to deal with those duties. That money would either come out of another program's already stretched budget, or from higher taxes, which would just make people complain more. The whole "fasting until they're done with extracurricular activities for the evening" part of it appears to be misunderstood. As a high school student myself, I know of not a single high school that doesn't allow students some way of eating after school. One solution to the hunger during the school day is snack time, but then either students must bring their own snacks (which would bring back the allergen issue, as well as the problem of students who can't afford it in their homes) or the school would have to provide snacks (similar to school breakfast or lunch). This seems like a good idea, until we look at the money side of it: parents with high enough incomes must then pay an additional fee each day to feed their children (maybe $0.50 a day, which doesn't seem like much until you multiply it out: over a school year, that's $90). Parents who can't afford it, and are on government Free or Reduced Lunch, would have to be given free or reduced snacks. It's kinda the law. If the government were to sponsor snack time, it would cost so much more than now. This would have to be made up for with tax increases, which would make everyone hate the new system, and we'd be right back where we are now. tl;dr: Every system has downfalls; we just need to find the one with the least.