By ShadowReiku - 06/06/2014 03:38 - United States - Bowie

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Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.

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Well from what I've heard is that in canada phone companies keep texts for 1 year on their servers. It's a reason I never sext over text messages. There's apps for that stuff now anyways.

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kmcruz417 9

If he doesn't want to do that anymore. We can.

You can always get it somewhere else.

How many men have started that way? Nobody wants to see naked men badly enough to care.

just to give u an idea of how mistaken you both are... uninstall the Facebook app u have and reinstall it. read the permissions... very... carefully :) lemme know how futile ur attempts at privacy are:D

I agree I like writing letters way best and romantic to me...... so what I'm old fashion

write letter?? I would write letters... it's romantic to me....so what call me old fashion

Omg, that shit is crae crae!! Totes adorbes!

havahnegila 22

If you live in the US and want to get a high level security clearance they look at all tht stuff.