Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML
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Hi, everyone! OP here. I made an account so I could post a follow up. (: Three hundred characters is pretty short to explain the whole thing, but basically since we hadn't seen each other for several weeks, my boyfriend and I both decided to think of something romantic we could do this weekend to surprise the other with. I actually thought his first surprise was hilarious - but he wasn't serious! I get my "real" surprise tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for all the comments, guys!
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alex_622 22
What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....
thatsme293 28
Better than an STD
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Comments (74)
cheyy_xox 10
My bf thinks that's a "surprise" to. I feel for you OP.
HUGBUG 23
At least he was honest I mean there was a surprise
its_syerra 12
How is that an FML.
Clapdaddy 16
Hey even though it wasn't what you expected, that kind of surprise definitely shouldn't be judged harshly.
worldclassrager 41
It's something...the question is will he keep doing so?
Countryboy1996 18
I feel so honoured to have moderated this. Although, I voted "no" because it's not funny. Different strokes, I guess.
superspy3214 16
This isn't bad
CoffeeRiot 4
The same exact thing happened to me a few months ago
laden_swallow09 35
"Today, when my boyfriend said he was going to surprise me, I expected a candlelit dinner, a big teddy bear, and a hundred roses. I didn't expect him to actually practice good hygiene with his pubic hair. FML."
bonermonkey 31
When will people give up on this dumb idea that not shaving is somehow unclean?
rareawesomeness 22
I don't get why this is an FML. My long distance boyfriend visiting me is all I could ask for. Who cares about gifts? I think it's thoughtful and cute that he did that. :)