NSFW: Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me...

mirandale 2 July 2015, 05:53 Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

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mirandale 7

3 July 2015, 04:06

Hi, everyone! OP here. I made an account so I could post a follow up. (: Three hundred characters is pretty short to explain the whole thing, but basically since we hadn't seen each other for several weeks, my boyfriend and I both decided to think of something romantic we could do this weekend to surprise the other with. I actually thought his first surprise was hilarious - but he wasn't serious! I get my "real" surprise tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for all the comments, guys!

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alex_622 22

2 July 2015, 18:17

What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....

thatsme293 28

2 July 2015, 18:19

Better than an STD

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amanda182 19

2 July 2015, 19:39

At least he's trying to make you happy. You obviously seem to like it when he shaves since you said "ooh you shaved!".

tormcn 26

2 July 2015, 20:06

Apparently not enough.

Miss_Mandi 29

2 July 2015, 19:40

I fail to see how this is an FML.

ColdRoxas 18

2 July 2015, 19:41

is it wrong OP's name fits so well with this lol

mirandale 7

3 July 2015, 05:38

I'm glad so many people found the nickname amusing xD "You could have put a bow on it" was actually the first thing I said to him after he said surprise.