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anotherhuman Tampa, United States

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML

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It's okay you guys, I got it all sorted out not too long after I submitted this FML. My little sister got in trouble and I received more time on my essay which I passed so everything turned out great on this one. ^__^

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I would have killed her...

Megan?

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I'm sorry but how

I'm sorry but how stupid are your parents to believe that you'd bite your own sister???? Do you have a track record of that OP?

Siblings suck.

That's why you put a password and don't give the password to anyone..

And that's when you bite her right on the place where she bit herself. Can't get blamed for the exact same thing twice.

Are the mouths of you two the same size?

Save your docs and punish your sister! She's a sneaky little b***

soulstrike23 6

What a ****

I know the sisters actions were uncalled for but calling her a **** is a little much don't you think

Absolutely. "Cuntmuffin" is far more appropriate in this situation.

Wow, their parenting sucks. If you had actually bitten her, the half circle rows of teeth would be bigger. I feel bad not only for you, but your parents. Who knows what else they could be doing wrong.

ctrl + z muthafucka