Miscellaneous: Today, my little brother said he had to go to the bathroom. He... - FML

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By killerkisser97 - 31/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, my little brother said he had to go to the bathroom. He then stood up from the couch, walked past the laundry room and said "oh well, this is closer", walked into the laundry room and closed the door. Very confused, I entered the room after he left, to find that he's peed in the cat box. FML

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:57

A spanking is in order. Or, if you belong to a non-spanking household, start treating him like a cat until he realizes his mistake.

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:57

A spanking is in order. Or, if you belong to a non-spanking household, start treating him like a cat until he realizes his mistake.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 23:02

Discipline with the firm hand

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