Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all I wanted was to go on a vacation in April. I've been asking my husband since last April and he begrudgingly booked everything last minute a month before. Now he's cancelled everything he booked due to his dad being sick. I was OK with it, but now I've got no vacations for this year. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, I was looking over reservations for an upcoming work trip, and saw that my work would cover the "romance package" at a nice hotel. I laughed. My coworkers laughed. When I told my wife, not only did she not laugh, she burst into tears and screamed, "I knew you were cheating!" FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
Tonight, wear something really sexy to bed. Make all the right moves and say all the right things. Get him all worked up, then slam your legs shut, looked him straight in the eye and say, "APRIL FOOLS RIGHT BACK AT CHA ASSHOLE!"
saucyrossi 18
"April thirds...?"
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vettle 6
I know not everyone does this.. But it still seems weird to have separate payment information. I mean don't you overall share the same financial goals and expenses as husband and wife? Just put your banking info in and go!
fuckery16 13
no, it's best for a husband and wife to have separate bank an payment information because in case they get divorced, one could just take everything from the account. plus it makes divorce more complicated, and if a spouse is abusive, they also have control over the account.
sulitak 27
Its not common in the age of divorce. My hubby and I have "shared money" and we also have our own stuff too.
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, in the US, it doesn't matter whether they have separate accounts or not. It's still marital property and they have to split it during the divorce. We have separate accounts because it's simpler than worrying about us both writing checks against the same money. When we need extra money, either of us can transfer from one account to the other and just let the other person know.
annihil8or 15
Wow, if he's trying to pull April Fool's jokes this late then he must be the April Dumbass.
Megan639 16
Ok, this is getting ridiculous. You deserve it for marrying such a douche. Sorry but...yeah.
EsOSiQueEs 14
Well it's still April, and he sounds like a fool, so I guess that makes the whole month April Fools for him.
Porcei 18
Take the payment information and book a vacation for one. ;3
Helped 35
Well that would be a waste of money.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Pooh, that must sting, sounds like someone spent the money on something else>.
legendxs 20
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAH you got served!
XxQuartersxX 14
Awwwe :(