Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
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Today, all I wanted was to go on a vacation in April. I've been asking my husband since last April and he begrudgingly booked everything last minute a month before. Now he's cancelled everything he booked due to his dad being sick. I was OK with it, but now I've got no vacations for this year. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, I was looking over reservations for an upcoming work trip, and saw that my work would cover the "romance package" at a nice hotel. I laughed. My coworkers laughed. When I told my wife, not only did she not laugh, she burst into tears and screamed, "I knew you were cheating!" FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
Tonight, wear something really sexy to bed. Make all the right moves and say all the right things. Get him all worked up, then slam your legs shut, looked him straight in the eye and say, "APRIL FOOLS RIGHT BACK AT CHA ASSHOLE!"
saucyrossi 18
"April thirds...?"
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Kidkaplan 19
I say next april first, put siran wrap over the toilet bowl, and make him clean up his mess
perdix 31
You ought to take your divorce attorney to the honeymoon resort and **** his brains out as you plan your strategy to take your asshole husband for all he's got.
cb1002630 11
He went fool retard. You never go fool retard.
countryrose92 23
30, Picture makes it so much better.
joethebiden 8
More like April's ******* divorce. Go ahead. Asshole deserves it.
SexyQueen0905 24
Are you serious? Really? My dad has played much worse pranks on my mom (he once made her think he had chopped off his hand, and that all the money and time they'd spent on med school had gone to waste). Sure, she was mad but they're still together 15 years later and very happy. If you think it's appropriate to divorce over 5-10 minutes of anger, you're not going to be happy in life.
eddeeezzyy 19
I dunno why, but this actually looks like something that Joe Biden would say...
joethebiden 8
Well didn't I just say it?
baileymariee 10
Get payment info and book it. When he asks why, tell him he told you to.
Blaze321 5
You should get him back maybe.
titibug823 11
So sneak and get his payment info and book it anyway... when he asks say "Payback's a bitch isn't it?"
eur0 14
When he wants a ******* say yes then April fools!
afallingstar 22
OP's husband seems like a bit of a jerk...but who knows, maybe this was payback for a prank she pulled on him? I say plot your revenge...and get him when he least expects it.
Xotoolyxo 16
What a jerk ): go on a trip with your friends instead