Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, my husband quit his stable job of 12 years at the bank to pursue a career selling kites. If we don't end up homeless because of this, god knows we will when he has a real mid-life crisis. FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17
If he ain't making money with LOL before, he ain't gonna make money now. Professional players practice and play everyday for years before becoming good enough to turn pro.
nononsense14 8
This is why it's important to have your own savings.
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Comments (27)
pedinhuh 23
Idiot, everyone knows streaming LOL matches online is barely profitable enough to pay internet bills. He should try DOTA instead.
sasquatchius 3
On the plus side the divorce should be easy - no assets to divvy up.
Lobby_Bee 17
If he ain't making money with LOL before, he ain't gonna make money now. Professional players practice and play everyday for years before becoming good enough to turn pro.
Mirrorgirl 7
Get a job for yourself, then.
nononsense14 8
This is why it's important to have your own savings.
awildwhisper 30
Reminds me of my friends and their fantasy Twitch "careers"
Raye_Delvego 8
There are tons of people who get a lot of money from Twitch streams. It's preferable to Youtube. Many people actually use that as a career, you just have to know how to do it.
awildwhisper 30
I wouldn't quit my day job
Xeebar 28
As much as I absolutely LOVE League of Legends, very few people can make a living off of just LoL alone.
Verscharren 5
league of loser
TheRealStunts 27
Your husband sounds like a pathetic loser tbh. Who even puts their whole faith in a gaming career nowadays? I know we've come a long way but its still not something anyone should aspire to become...its still a niche field right now. Fyl
hunterseal 18
Cut off the internet and unnecessary things,sell what you can, downsize your living and both get to work and a divorce possibly. Oh and separate your savings once you bring money in so he doesn't use it for stupid shit