Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML
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RayneWolf13 15
I'm not complaining at all. Haha its just sad how I don't even know when its coming cuz it never goes in order. I'm very lucky to have him! :) Also, he doesn't buy me chocolate because he knows I hate sweets so he gets me water and pizza instead lol.
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newburton13 26
And you're complaining?
tacojauns 45
He likes to know when he can have sex. What's wrong with that?
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marykaitlyn 10
At least he was thinking about you
150493x 29
I'm not sure why this is so bad. It's thoughtful of him to do that for you.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Yeah, I don't see the problem, this man has got it covered.
AngrySailor 17
I say he's got it... "in the hole"
neonstarr 15
That's pretty awesome of him. Did chocolate come with the tampons too?
joopjoop 19
maybe thats the fml... he forgot the chocolate!
lollipop77_fml 6
Aaaah. How sweet. A bouquet of tampons.
purebliss_fml 19
You must have obvious PMS. Your husband seems like a lovely enough guy to buy tampons for you so you don't have to worry about it. Lucky you!
azwethinkweiz87 11
I think we all wish we had a husband who had no issue going and buying tampons... and who obviously pays so much attention to us that he can tell we're getting our period hehe. I say it's a good thing! :)
CrissyyyS2 22
What a husband! When I go shopping and I see guys on line holding boxes of pads or tampons, I think it's so cute and sweet. A husband who knows when your period is coming? I would love that! Next time you won't wake up with bloody spots on the sheets and on your clothes.
sasyquin 13
thats why you sleep on top of a dark colored towel
Cupcake040 17
I think she was trying to say that you would get blood on your sheets or clothing because you didn't know you were getting your period...... Or maybe you just always sleep on top of a dark towel?
CrissyyyS2 22
Well then, what about your pajamas or panties? Your blood can seep through the towel.
crazytwinsmom 25
It's his subtle way of saying you're bitchy, PMSg. Be glad he's willing to buy plugs though!
skyeyez9 25
That sucks. You should always carry extra tampons in your purse, glove compartment of your vehicle since your periods are unpredictable. Needing one, and not having any is horrible. Your husband is awesome for buying you tampons! Not many will do that.