By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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YourDone6 8

come see this hairy ******...no.. what kind of husband are you?

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ahhhFYL 0

maybe he was hiding your gift in there. so inconsiderate of you.

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ogplusog 4

Wowzers in the trousers that guy. Delerious in the epiltherious. And shit.

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kev88_fml 0

I would if said the same thing it's a bonding thing he was proud of what he done

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ngarcia333 0

there are some things you just gotta keep for yourself

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TheJester12 15

I agree , what kind of sorry ass wife are you ? if I have a shit worthy of summoning the attention of Bono I want my wife to give a shit about my accomplishment!

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xleanne_aLly 23

my parents do the same thing, except it's my mom yelling for my dad to come look at her shit.

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writergirl23 19

seriously ... I have to agree with him. what op doesn't mention probably is that she's always quite nasty to him n they don't get along... hence the comment. it sounded too deep for turd in my opinion.

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writergirl23 19

seriously ... I have to agree with him. what op doesn't mention probably is that she's always quite nasty to him n they don't get along... hence the comment. it sounded too deep for turd in my opinion.

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