Miscellaneous: Today, my house lost power for no apparent reason. After calling... - FML

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By Saraishi - 26/02/2016 18:04 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, my house lost power for no apparent reason. After calling tech support and enduring a cold and darker by the minute house since 3pm, we called the power company again only to be told that the tech support team wouldn't be able to come to our house before 8pm. FML

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