Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation... - FML

By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By Congrats to me - 24/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Canton

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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By zcollins - 10/09/2013 15:52 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Not worth our time

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 16:00

Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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rbubbles 20

Monday 6 June 2011 1:01

that's a valid reason :-P

hamster_10 2

Monday 6 June 2011 1:04

she's got priorities, got to respect that ;)

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athena3100 9

Monday 6 June 2011 5:08

Bingo is importain these days

kittykat1497 7

Monday 6 June 2011 7:24

this is not the place for such a comment

kittykat1497 7

Monday 6 June 2011 7:25

not the right place to be posting such comments

sdmarti 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:09

eithr old ppl take bingo seriously or u r a bad grandson

avclovewsh 8

Monday 6 June 2011 8:13

that sucks .. I know how you feel .. I disappointed because my grandpa and his wife are always in vacations and happen to be going on vacation on my college graduation .. pisses me off ...

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 6 June 2011 8:14

she might win the $75 Jackpot!

K1ll_J0y 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:30

I do not see the problem here?

Stupend0us 7

Monday 6 June 2011 8:45

I guess it depends on what you're receiving. I didn't even attend my own graduation. Who wants to sit through some long, boring ceremony?

JapMASTER5000 0

Monday 6 June 2011 11:06

How can you call people who want avoid you friends?

PGDesigns 0

Monday 6 June 2011 11:36

Grandma got game.

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