Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
Just because she's a pharmacist, doesn't means she's a good one.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Or or or she just wanted to get pregnant?
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Comments (178)
Xotoolyxo 16
I don't know if she should be trusted sorting out other peoples prescriptions
FMLworthy5000 21
Is she blonde? (No intended hate towards blondes)
alleycatlove97 3
My mom got pregnant with me on birth control so that could of happened as well if she wasn't on antibiotics
ohSNAPyall 27
I use hormonal birth control yet had a doctor try to prescribe antibiotics for mild acne. I didn't remember about this interaction til I got home. I declined to take this Rx and told him so the next time I saw him. He said, "Oh, antibiotics don't have *much* of an effect on birth control." Well, it is up to me to decide if I want to accept that risk or not - especially to treat something superficial! Just because I am married does not mean you can assume that I'm cool with an accidental pregnancy.
ShiiteDisturber 9
Sounds fishy... and smells fishy too.
bomzo 22
Is your wife the one who didnt like to take her antibiotics so you had to slip it in her food?
brittyboo123 35
ITS A TRAP
mendojess707 2
taking antibiotics or not, birth control taken exactly as it is prescribed is not 100% effective. Don't act like you didn't know how babies are made. If you didn't want a kid then you should have used a rubber.
Shade1982 21
First off, using a rubber IS also a type of birth control and is also not 100% effective. Without adding the stupidity of using anti-biotics, the pill is just as effective as a rubber...
limabeans101029 21
There isn't really anything in this fml to suggest that he wasn't wearing a condom. Condom's aren't 100% effective either, so there's not really a way for us to know that he wasn't wearing one. Plus, some couples choose to use other forms of birth control instead of condoms. The pill is actually more effective than condoms (the pill is over 99% effective if used properly and condoms are 98% effective if used properly), so there goes your point.
misswilwarin 9
obviously not a very good one
mandymoo78 22
I'm only a pharmacy tech I knew that! Well congrats anyway!