Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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AnOriginalName 19
Just because she's a pharmacist, doesn't means she's a good one.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Or or or she just wanted to get pregnant?
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Comments (178)
r00nie 10
If you do decide to have the child, educate it better :)
Daydreamer4466 6
Be careful it sounds you may not the baby daddy. You've got to get a DNA. See you on the Maury Povich show.
crackpotL 33
yeah and those holes she poked in the condoms were for aerodynamics.
vip3r20 8
Wear a condom idiot!
cgart96 15
Well then how did she know it was the antibiotics that interfered with it?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Do you know how thick those medical textbooks are? But as stated earlier you should've been wearing a condom.
jewann123 10
ooo bitches just trappin niggas like a fly trap
megcarpy 19
Oh dear
TrumanShow87 1
It's a TRAP!!
stormgirl79 4
Run as fast as you can, she's either a major dumb arse or has done the sneaky to get knocked up on purpose, either way........... Run!!!!!