Today, my girlfriend told me she won't have sex with me anymore. When I asked her why, she said I've lost too much weight and I now look like her son. Her son is 4 feet tall and 9 years-old. I'm 6 feet tall and 30 years old. She said that having sex with me feels like having sex with her son. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17
Whenever you hear these stupid excuses to not have sex with you, be cautious. A third person might be involved.
gobiteme2 34
Add spice to love life and use a blindfold for her.
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gobiteme2 34
Add spice to love life and use a blindfold for her.
Georgian_fml 15
idk man she just sounds weird, so before you lost weight was she having sex with chubbier you who looks like her son or what?
Goldzilluh 19
That's my thoughts exactly. Lmfao.
Bubbles77777 11
Maybe you have a baby face
BeachMammal 8
Maybe you could wear a mask.
Lobby_Bee 17
Whenever you hear these stupid excuses to not have sex with you, be cautious. A third person might be involved.
smoothpanda 7
Her son?
HanBanana15 9
Sometimes yes, but being in a relationship doesn't mean you're entitled to sex with said person whenever you want. It's their body, and their choice. Sometimes people just aren't in the mood and others won't take no for an answer so "stupid excuses" are the only way to get the point across.
HanBanana15 9
(Though in this situation, it's a creepy excuse, not just a stupid one.)
mcdgaf 14
I never ******* said that Ben, and aside from that lie, we have a daughter. We aren't having sex because you had an emotional affair.
Matt Kesler 16
is this the girlfriend?
Joel Nukl 14
I doubt it
Cali 54
Woah. Is this real life?
BF_Venting 0
Mcdgaf, don't be upset with your Ben if you think he wrote this. He didnt.
RichardPencil 30
Get fat again.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Whenever your hear such stupid reason for not having sex anymore it's not true. She simply told you to leave.
Orioh 8
how does she know what its like to bang her son tho?
marthamydear23 9
that's a creepy reason to refuse sex. I would get away from her