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By Connor - 08/03/2016 19:46 - France

Today, my girlfriend's dad has his 'overprotective father' down routine perfect. He gave me the "upset her and I'll hurt you" speech, then pressed play on a DVD and calmly left the room so I could watch security footage of him wrestling a wild bear in the woods… and winning. Damn. FML

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Wednesday 9 March 2016 9:19

Maybe he'll win an Oscar?!

SAPAEPICITY 11

Wednesday 9 March 2016 9:15

Must have been unbearable to watch.

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Shay_Shay97 23

Wednesday 9 March 2016 15:46

Whatever you do, don't upset her. I would say run for the hills, but against that guy OP, but you'd just die tired.

CliffyB03 28

Wednesday 9 March 2016 16:19

I've only ever heard of people wrestling a bear, but to actually see it. That's amazing

TommyGun85 19

Wednesday 9 March 2016 16:26

that video needs to be uploaded to YouTube!

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 9 March 2016 16:46

Imo, over protective dads like the one referenced in this FML were huge womanizing assholes when they were younger.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:37

I didn't know Chuck Norris had a daughter...

Mike3258 18

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:24

stand up to him. they want you to feel scared.

TacoCat15 10

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:25

That's amazing.

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:53

yls. but he is a rockstar!

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