peace_lost
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
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toaster468 0
is the cat alright?
loves_him 0
LOL. WTF. A cat named ELVIS? ROFL.
Selsa_Squirrel 0
The hair-ball puke reaction isn't exactly as funny as the obvious cat-claw-frenzy reaction.
just_laugh_along 0
You don't mess with the King.
rzbt21 0
shove your **** in elvis
kittyliciouss 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm LOVING THIS LOOOOL
2lollymolly2 0
ahahaha thats actually sooo funny
mydgmax 0
don't blame this on the cat. u ruined his sleep-.-
Ryanlishiss 0
Trevor??
jambrose73 0
so a pussy **** blocked you?