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Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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Comments (226)

jd3773 7

well, generally when you fall on a cat or any that is sleeping, it probably won't be happy

gurly98 13

First part YDi second part FyL

skulls4evachica 3

Who names their cat Elvis

janro72 10

I guess we can say he was "all shook up"

NEkoiNU 18

Elvis has left the building.

T1A2Z3 35

Surely if you're in a house with pets you check where they are and that they aren't in the room before you do that? Like if you were in a house with other people would you walk into a random room with your eyes closed and just lie down?