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By Anonymous - 06/03/2016 10:20 - United States - San Diego

Today, my friend was going to teach me how to skateboard. As I was trying to keep my balance with his foot stopping the wheel from moving, his foot "somehow" slipped out from under the skateboard resulting in me falling and breaking my ankle. FML.

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