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By Anonymous - 28/06/2016 02:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friend invited my sister to come and play trivia with us at a pub. My sister got pissed that two people she didn't know, but are friends of mine, played with us. She acted miserable and rude the whole time and then complained about it in the car. She also complains she needs friends. FML

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toba122 12

Tuesday 28 June 2016 21:06

She's probably just jealous and doesn't realize that it's her attitude that needs to change if she wants to fix that problem.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:01

Don't know about friends - sounds like she needs to get laid!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:01

Don't know about friends - sounds like she needs to get laid!

toba122 12

Tuesday 28 June 2016 21:06

She's probably just jealous and doesn't realize that it's her attitude that needs to change if she wants to fix that problem.

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