By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Zuh 0

Wow, your daughter is smart to know that Barbie is a hooker. But to want to be one is kind of weird.

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baileys82 0

when i was 5 i wanted to deliver pizza for a living. dreams is dreams.

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miscellaneousact 0

barbie does that to little girls, it's a proven fact of life

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cosmolatte 3

Who are you? The Real FML Postings Police?! Goodness!

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skierguy 0

Nice. Way to reach for the stars. Well, at least she knows what she wants to do with her life.

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turbogirl 0

That's the most hilarious thing i've heard... LOL.

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turbogirl 0

I'd blame Barbie before I blamed her mother.

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PMercado12 0

least you know now so you can steer her away

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