Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, I took a week off work because my father passed away. I was at the funeral home making arrangements when I overheard the owners complaining about how their insurance agent had left them to fend for themselves. I'm their insurance agent. FML
Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML
Today, after I'd saved up and frontloaded working hours for two weeks to ensure I'd have time and funds to go to a local show on my birthday, I received a call letting me know my father had a heart attack and was dying. He did pass away, at around 5AM on the morning of my birthday. FML
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML
Today, I attended my father’s funeral. I have the week off work, and one of my colleagues is using this time to make a play for my job. I’m not supposed to be checking emails, so I can’t call them out on it until I get back, by which time it may be too late. FML
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legendairy3000 16
What a douchebag.
reklawelyk 15
Some people just have no heart.
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Comments (116)
barfcannon 24
#27, in Canada you're entitled to bereavement leave and can't be punished for taking it. It's like maternity/paternity leave :)
alera_fml 12
ah the joys of living in Alberta
ratherblunt 6
Don't quite know what you are talking about. Alberta has bereavement leave. Just need to have the funeral home email a copy of the death certificate to the employer.
lmfao789 11
There is something known as bereavement and funeral process. If your boss does not understand this tell him "he better gets to office on time on his dad's death"
ometzit 4
Can you sue him?
alex_jaguara 33
Tell him in this situation a normal person says "My condolences."
Lacalema 21
Your dad died. Automatic your life sucks. I don't even give a **** about what your heartless **** of a boss said. I'm sorry for your loss。
clitoria 15
This reminds me of how college professors demand a death certificate to be absent from class. Like shit, have some respect, most people aren't going to lie about it and if they do, who cares. I'm so so sorry for your loss! Take as much time off as you need..
thereisgod 6
Such people are real bastards! They are perfect prototype of a regressive, insecure, defeated and totally failed breed called "boss". Hit back to such ann asshole and look for another job!
Witchylady 18
Your boss is an asshole!!! And an insensitive prick. So sorry to hear about the death of your father. My condolences.
ducky45 20
What a douche, sorry op. Some bosses are too immature