Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML
Are you doing OK?
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Galaxy brain
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, I took a week off work because my father passed away. I was at the funeral home making arrangements when I overheard the owners complaining about how their insurance agent had left them to fend for themselves. I'm their insurance agent. FML
The giggle loop
Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML
What's worse?
Today, after I'd saved up and frontloaded working hours for two weeks to ensure I'd have time and funds to go to a local show on my birthday, I received a call letting me know my father had a heart attack and was dying. He did pass away, at around 5AM on the morning of my birthday. FML
Heartless
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
DOA
Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML
Shark-infested offices
Today, I attended my father’s funeral. I have the week off work, and one of my colleagues is using this time to make a play for my job. I’m not supposed to be checking emails, so I can’t call them out on it until I get back, by which time it may be too late. FML
Top comments
legendairy3000 16
What a douchebag.
reklawelyk 15
Some people just have no heart.
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Comments (116)
Abhinow 7
isn't there a way u can report him to hr?
lucie91_fml 12
I am so sorry for your loss... that is the only thing its matter...not your idiot boss...
hordriss 14
Assuming your boss isn't the company owner I'd say that is a matter for your company's HR department. Your boss sounds like a real arsehole.
oceanbrickfire 21
Sorry for your loss.
amiiej 17
Sorry for your loss OP, hope your boss was just joking.
feven 32
I hope you gave him a piece of your mind. So sorry OP :(
luked557 11
To all those people who said that this person deserves it I can't believe you, this may be made up but really her dad passed away and you sit there on your computer being some ass who doesn't care, show some decency
mistress_paz 30
Check with HR. Many places give 3 days bereavement, just have to have documentation like a death certificate.
interesting33 37
3 days only? I don't think I could come back to work after just 3 days
blueknight1st 26
I would have told him "You're right, they won't write themselves. Guess you better get to work then, seeing as I won't be in for the next few days to make funeral arrangements."
russfml 31
Wow what a douche bag. He should have offered a compassionate day if not a week. FYL OP your boss is a scumbag