Animals: Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane...

By With_Love929 - 29/10/2012 21:45 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 23 December 2014 15:25

Grandmas are crazy. Sorry for your loss.

daemonsparta 16

Friday 31 July 2015 8:25

it is..... run

KILLRxSPREEx612 8

Tuesday 1 March 2016 14:34

Wow this was a while back...

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