By oledad - 21/12/2018 00:00
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oh you so deserve this. maybe this will teach you to wear a rubber? or to not have drunken sex with an ex?
*Steve Irwin voice* Here we see the prime example of a dumbfuck. A very common species, but look at this one. It's a huge specimen. Perhaps he shall learn in the future to change his behaviour but chances are slim.
crykey mate
I mean....what the hell did you expect? To win a car by having unprotected intercouse with your old lover? That's a YDI for sure.....let's just hope both of you don't take it out on the poor kid.
Men will always be men at the end of the day...can’t resist..YDI
Careful with those sweeping statements. Not all of us transfer body control to our genitalia when an ex shows up,.
Lmao, that's what you get for continuing to have drunk, unprotected sex with someone you didn't even want to be in a relationship with.
Don’t forget the DNA test just to make sure you don’t pay for someone else’s kid for 18 years.
That was my first thought
That'll teach ya! Either use protection or avoid banging your exes! You totally deserve it!
they never said it was unprotected, I know people who were born despite their parents using a condom, and I was conceived while my mom was on the pill. So still probably a good idea to not have sex with someone you can't stand because no protection is 100%....
My mom used a condom and had my sister. She used a diaphragm and had my next sister so she switched to the pill and had me at which point she finally got her tubes tied. I have a little sister from her too.
how is that possible?
Yep, but it's actually really rare. NO ONE in my family, out to cousins, aunts, uncles, etc. has conceived when trying NOT to. Use a condom correctly, failure rate of less than one percent. Use the pill correctly, failure rate of less than one percent. Use them both? Yeah, if you're really really unlucky it can happen. As I tell my students in Health. If it's opposite-sex sex, use condoms and AT LEAST one other form of birth control and use the condoms CORRECTLY. I suspect that if it was a drunken weekend with the ex...brain cells were not involved. Ethanol was.
This sucks and no matter what anyone else says, you don't deserve it. You made a mistake, you didn't decide to hurt people. Talk to her about your options and don't stay in a relationship with her for the sake of the eventual child. If abortion is off the table, having two parents who hate each other is worse for the child than having two separated parents.
well put
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*Steve Irwin voice* Here we see the prime example of a dumbfuck. A very common species, but look at this one. It's a huge specimen. Perhaps he shall learn in the future to change his behaviour but chances are slim.
oh you so deserve this. maybe this will teach you to wear a rubber? or to not have drunken sex with an ex?