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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By oledad - / Friday 21 December 2018 00:00 /
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By  inappropes  |  29

*Steve Irwin voice*

Here we see the prime example of a dumbfuck. A very common species, but look at this one. It's a huge specimen. Perhaps he shall learn in the future to change his behaviour but chances are slim.

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By  inappropes  |  29

*Steve Irwin voice*

Here we see the prime example of a dumbfuck. A very common species, but look at this one. It's a huge specimen. Perhaps he shall learn in the future to change his behaviour but chances are slim.

By  Summaria  |  10

I mean....what the hell did you expect? To win a car by having unprotected intercouse with your old lover?
That's a YDI for sure.....let's just hope both of you don't take it out on the poor kid.

By  tounces7  |  25

Uhhh, there's still options depending on your outlook, since obviously neither one of you wants it and aren't going to make very good parents anyway....

By  Ravenclaws-Jinx  |  5

they never said it was unprotected, I know people who were born despite their parents using a condom, and I was conceived while my mom was on the pill. So still probably a good idea to not have sex with someone you can't stand because no protection is 100%....

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  bl3ur0z3  |  16

My mom used a condom and had my sister. She used a diaphragm and had my next sister so she switched to the pill and had me at which point she finally got her tubes tied. I have a little sister from her too.

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  maroongrad  |  13

Yep, but it's actually really rare. NO ONE in my family, out to cousins, aunts, uncles, etc. has conceived when trying NOT to.
Use a condom correctly, failure rate of less than one percent. Use the pill correctly, failure rate of less than one percent. Use them both? Yeah, if you're really really unlucky it can happen.
As I tell my students in Health. If it's opposite-sex sex, use condoms and AT LEAST one other form of birth control and use the condoms CORRECTLY.
I suspect that if it was a drunken weekend with the ex...brain cells were not involved. Ethanol was.

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