By oledad - 21/12/2018 00:00
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They've got pills for that these days.
I agree that your life sucks. I also agree that you absolutely deserve it. I don't know what you were thinking(but I do know which head you were thinking with). All that being said, what's done can't be undone. There are options of course, none of them pleasant, nor easy. I wish you luck with whatever decision you come to. Just make the decision sober, and with your brain. I hope that the next Eighteen years, are filled with better decisions than you've made up 'til now.
The real FML here is for the kid.
Last I checked abortion is legal, and the sobbing would indicate she is unhappy with it
Unless she is more than 3 months along, then that three day wait is nothing. Even if they had to fly to a state where that is not an issue, it is still cheaper than having a kid.
Said the dumb-f*ck.... (literally) "And there's your sign!" --Bill Engvall
So you irresponsibly have sex with your ex while drunk, get her pregnant, and have the nerve to call her a bitch? **** you
Get an abortion. Would be way nicer than having a baby that neither of you want.
Is that any way to speak of the mother of your child? you deserve this one, OP. hope it hurts good.
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*Steve Irwin voice* Here we see the prime example of a dumbfuck. A very common species, but look at this one. It's a huge specimen. Perhaps he shall learn in the future to change his behaviour but chances are slim.
oh you so deserve this. maybe this will teach you to wear a rubber? or to not have drunken sex with an ex?