By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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loserman67 35

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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dansco 24

Hit him with the rake and he wont do it again!

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suxs4ulol 22

i will rake them for u if it will make u ffeel better

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Krazygye 0

run em over with the lawn mower. and then run ovr the leaves

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katiegurl19512 10

ask him to borrow his snow blower...

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Sacytrl 28

The wonders of technology. How efficient of him to do so... But FYL

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