Today, my elbow was having cramps and movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins and wires that are being rejected by my body. One painful twitch caused my arm to lock out straight, unintentionally slapping my hand into my co-worker's crotch. Our waiting customers giggled. FML
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My co-worker is one of nicest people I know, he just kind of cringed and grunted, instantly beginning to tell me that it was okay. He knows I've been having trouble with that arm, so he doesn't hold it against me. I did give an apology several times though. The customers, on the other hand, were all fairly immature college kids. It was their laughter that really embarrassed me.
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kjoy0402 6
Could have been worse. Could have been your knee that locked and your foot that slapped their crotch.
cliffibom 15
Hah, yes just keep telling everyone it was an accident. We all know you just wanted to touch their genitals
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Comments (92)
laurellkawes 31
Just say that your bionic arm is malfunctioning
piercedbiatch 12
ouch. at least he took it well! & i must say I love your picture lol I used to have pet rats (15) and I spoiled them silly with a critter nation and a bunch of toys,hammocks etc. :)
fuckpotato 12
How is this showing up as new if it was posted four years ago?
tj4234 36
I think it was bumped up by people commenting on it again.
ellerios82 8
Saying that the college kids don't know the situation, it's really unfair to call them immature for laughing. But, did you ever get that fixed?