Animals: Today, my dog was farting like crazy. It was only 3 minutes later...

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By RSterlison - 21/12/2016 19:04 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my dog was farting like crazy. It was only 3 minutes later she went to her cage and pooped everywhere. After cleaning it up she went outside and did nothing. She came in, farting again, and pooped again. FML.

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cek727 16

Thursday 22 December 2016 21:02

Poor thing, sounds like she might have gotten something that she shouldn't have...

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cek727 16

Thursday 22 December 2016 21:02

Poor thing, sounds like she might have gotten something that she shouldn't have...

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