Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I spent an hour blaming my dog for a weird smell in the house. I even gave him a lecture about “being a good boy.” I later realized the smell was coming from the ham and cheese omelet I'd left in the microwave two days ago. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
You seem bright.
artisticninja713 13
How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?
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Comments (153)
mavericksurfer 0
you are incredibly stupid
emjay09 0
wow you're a smart one aren't you? btw dogs don't get mad at people, especially for something as stupid as that.
nuke_o 0
Do you happen to have a dog? And if you do, can you read this dogs mind? If so, you must be a genius! A lot of dog owners and most pet owners know what their pets feel emotionally. Learn your facts before calling the OP stupid.
minstarr 0
Am i the only one thinking this is just a different way of saying the he FML's cos he ate a dog treat by accident? just seems that the angry dog thing just a creative way of saying this.
iamgod93 0
I'm not sure, but I thin she's saying that she ate ACTUAL PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES. They just so happened to be used as the dog's treats. I don't think she meant that she confused peanut butter cookies with dog biscuits you buy at Wal-Mart.
nuke_o 0
I have been trying to get these people to understand that, but obviously they are illiterate, or too stupid to comprehend and therefore form a logical sentence from real facts and not just opinions. I believe that you and I are the only smart people on this FML.
bandgeek_bri 0
this is a fail for and fml
kaitlyn3xo 0
and the dog told you?? your an idiot
sports_chic 6
the dog can talk? coz how would u no they were 'apparently' his treats and he is mad at u?
nuke_o 0
You're stupid and you shouldn't be allowed to talk and or think. I will say this again, most pet owners know what their pets feel emotionally. pets aren't stupid, they have feelings. For example, when they are tired they yawn, that's a feeling. Or when they see you eating food, they whine. That is also a feeling if you didn't know. And as I have already explained along with someone else, not all dog treats LOOK AND TASTE like regular dog treats!! Especially if you make them yourself!!!! Please, for the sake of humanity, start using your brain.
immazombeastxD 0
haha "my dog is mad at me" what a guy... ydi for letting your dog control you
nuke_o 0
How in the world is the dog "controlling you"?
pradokidd 0
my brother did the same thing yesterday ! they look like real cookies lmfao !
nuke_o 0
Obiously all you people are extremely stupid, except for a few of you. Learn how to comprehend what you are reading, then think LOGICALLY!!! about the words that will come out of your mouth. Please, buy some intelligence. God knows you ALL (except those few) need it.