Animals: Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies.... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 12:01 - United States

Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML

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Nightwing98 22

Thursday 2 May 2013 18:47

100 cookies? Did you mean bear instead of dog?

feedmankeynow 10

Thursday 2 May 2013 18:48

I hope she's okay

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adam_tajyar 10

Thursday 2 May 2013 21:07

Not really the dogs fault if u didn't think to put it out of her reach. Animals are always curious about stuff.

Iniezian 18

Thursday 2 May 2013 21:56

woW you are a dumbassz!!! You want the cookies back to sell them anywaay? Dont you now the dogs digestive stuff in its stomak makes them all mushy slop and stuff? I kry for the fuchur generashin.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Thursday 2 May 2013 22:00

Do you have a PH.D in Ebonics?

shadow7x 10

Friday 3 May 2013 0:26

please go back to elementary school and retake your grammar classes

Jessie2410 15

Thursday 2 May 2013 23:01

Hmmm and now you're probably paying a good 3 times what the cookies would have made at the sale to take care of your dog. Perhaps next time you won't put them where your dog can get them.

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Thursday 2 May 2013 23:14

Dont be that irresponsible put them up or either have a dead dog.

trbuson 11

Thursday 2 May 2013 23:47

Who's up for a round of Hungry Hungry Canine?

dawood_k 27

Friday 3 May 2013 0:33

Did you have the cookies pumped so that you could sell them?

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 3 May 2013 1:34

YDI, OP. For leaving them where a dog could get to them.

Zehla 7

Friday 3 May 2013 2:04

All you idiots saying she was irresponsible have obviously never owned a dog. If they want it badly enough, they WILL find a way to get to it. You would be surprised at how good dogs are at climbing counters.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 3 May 2013 4:30

I've been in dog friendly houses for over 30 years. The dogs ate things off the counter twice. Now everything is in Tupperware or in a fridge or the oven. Dog owners know to put things away because their dogs have done it to them before.

Neo_x007 7

Friday 3 May 2013 7:01

it makes us wonder - what was in that cookies?? :D

spottyblanket 8

Friday 3 May 2013 10:23

Is the dog all right? Forget the bake sale!

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