Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
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Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
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Nightwing98 22
100 cookies? Did you mean bear instead of dog?
feedmankeynow 10
I hope she's okay
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xgetxbentx 13
More like **** your dogs life... I mean I know it's not exactly quick to bake 100 cookies, but if there was any chocolate in them (and since they pumped her stomach, I'm assuming so), she ate something toxic and that could have killed her. Have you ever had food poisoning? Well when a dog eats something that isn't safe for them to eat that's essentially how they feel, sometimes even worse. I would be much more concerned with your dogs health than losing the cookies. Next time make sure they are in a spot she can't reach. But call up some friends to help you remake them. Team work and multiple ovens should help.
simsgirlgem 25
No Dogs will get the food if they want it that's why I go with small breeds as they can't reach the table if you move the chairs away while cooking
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
megmichelle45 3
that's why you don't leave out food where dogs can reach it...
azrael_666 1
Maybe you should start paying attention to your dog?
xTwig 10
Uh... "some" doesn't exactly cut out to 100 cookies
Raykyogrou03 12
Well I suppose it's your fault since you obviously didn't train it well enough
loubabe69 19
At least she likes your cooking.
DesignOfHalogen 18
Me when I get hungry