Health: Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing...

By Lily - 02/09/2015 10:09 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

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By Océane Léana K - 01/09/2017 01:29

Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 19:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - 20/06/2014 23:03 - United States - Placerville

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

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By themarrowguy - 23/08/2013 10:06 - United States

Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML

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By ouch - 27/01/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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Don't get high on your own supply

By jarv49 - 16/03/2012 17:24 - Australia

Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said, "Nah". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML

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By freakofnature - 31/03/2012 16:17 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

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Creepy nevertheless

By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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Wednesday 2 September 2015 17:54

There were other ways your doctor could have said that, but keep looking up OP. I'm sure you'll be fine. And if not, take each day one day at a time. :)

KittyHawkMarch 29

Wednesday 2 September 2015 17:54

Hopefully they will show nothing is wrong as well.

Comments

k8allcolors 4

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:21

You should get a second opinion. It shouldn't take months to figure out you don't have leukemia. That's what bone marrow biopsies are for.

cappellaaa 23

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:51

I know your doctor could have been more comforting, but just think that you don't have cancer. Just take it one day at a time!

booterus 20

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:54

Sending healthy thoughts your way :-)

cjocemw 6

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:54

Stay positive! I have a form of leukemia. I have chronic myeloid leukemia and I've had it since I was 16, I'm going to be 22 in November. It's no fun! Hopefully nothing is wrong!

texasmade817 5

Thursday 3 September 2015 4:55

seriously who in the **** clicks on the you deserve it on a post like this? ****** souless savages

DongPiece47 13

Thursday 3 September 2015 5:53

Well at least it's not leukemia

Hop6e 22

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:52

Good luck hun, hope everything turns out okay :)

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 3 September 2015 7:04

Is your doctor by chance Dr Gregory House, MD?

sammii_kna 18

Thursday 3 September 2015 7:46

I'm sorry OP, but i'm glad you don't have leukemia. My dad is going through the same thing right now. Just take it one day at a time and stay strong. Medical issues are always tough to go through. Good luck!

dadumtss 14

Thursday 3 September 2015 12:07

I swear to God it said leucemia yesterday.... some mod must have sneaked in. Anyway OP don't worry they will find what it is, at least they ruled out a very ugly disease