Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said, "There's my daughter…" He then turned it to me and said "…and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I found out my dad goes to therapy. Confused, I asked him what was going on. He said, "You" without any hesitation. I don't know if he's joking or not. If he is, I don't find that very funny. If he's not, I don't even know what I've done. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend on the phone, asking him pick me up for a cookout while his kids were yelling in the background, asking where my friend, their dad, was going. He jokingly answered them, "To pick up my ugly friend." They quickly replied with my name, out of the dozens of friends he hangs out more with. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt drunkenly confessed that she had once dated my dad in high school. Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke. I didn’t laugh. I just stared at her for 10 minutes, processing how our family tree had now become a circle. FML
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Top comments
WhatsOpTic 11
Just tell him like father like son
briang959 47
He could've said 'here's my other daughter'.
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Comments (49)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You should know your dad's humor by now,,
powelale0000 19
And you should know where the period is on your keyboard or screen.
CurlyQute 17
It was most likely a joke
brandoneyez1 25
It was a joke.
LaLince 40
It would only be a real problem if you were a girl.
worldclassrager 41
It could be a code him and his friend have ugly could mean anything or Universally Great Lovely Young-gun
kendallfireHD 16
That's not even that bad. It was probably a joke.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Sorry about that!
Liiiiiiiiike 15
"Ahhhh the ugly son. The one you told me about about" The guy said
Enslaved 38
"I'm so ugly But that's okay, 'cause so are you We broke our mirrors Sunday morning Is everyday for all I care And I'm not scared Light my candles In a daze 'cause I found God"
zZLightZz 13
just because your dad thinks you are ugly doesn't mean everyone does.