By lemonlime66 - 20/11/2015 00:25 - United States - Lyman

Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML
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lemonlime66 21

Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).

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stryder9090 28

That might be the quickest escalation I've ever heard before

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AScooterman 12

Can we say azzhole. Probably wouldn't know how to treat a woman anyway.

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MenAreFromVegas 5

rude on his part and mean. say what you mean asswipe.

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bustyou 15

All in a few months ? I'm calling bullshit

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bustyou 15

Dumb **** , I hope u choke on ur turkey

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streetvybz 8

should've said I know what you meant, I said thank you ...would save the embarassment

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