Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18
OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)
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lat187 18
I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.
FarFromHome_fml 17
What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...
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Comments (98)
BitterSavage 20
Move the litterbox? Wake up earlier? Shut the bathroom door? Use a different mirror to do your makeup? Don't wear makeup? The solutions to this issue are endless.
blahblah005 16
nothing like getting toxoplasmosis
subzero22 8
If it's in the litter box they sell litter boxes with covers so the cat can go inside it and do its business and you won't smell it. They come with filters to for the smell.
toesparkle 13
Have you tried either moving his litter box to another room or closing the door while you do your makeup?
iadtgrad07 6
move the litter box, problem solved.
jonoLFC 6
Move the litter box
cowboyslife 14
YDI, for buying a cat.
Nobinx 15
ummmm just close the door?