Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18
OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)
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lat187 18
I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.
FarFromHome_fml 17
What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...
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Comments (98)
Laurieannuk 6
Errmmm...shut the door and don't let him in?
Racehorse 5
Move the litter box?
writerchic85 26
Is there a particular reason you can't close the door and keep the cat out while you do this?
Abiii82 18
Then don't get a cat
MzZombicidal 36
Bit late for that...
LycanGod 27
it's a cat-tastrohy! lol ok bad pun
Goblin182 27
If only there was something you could block the opening to your bathroom, maybe something attached to the door jam that maybe you could open and close at will.
Jryan952015 7
When is the wedding.
inolongercare 19
Or... And just hear me out... You move the liter box so it isn't in your bathroom!? Mind=blown
PrideOfTheFallen 19
I feel like i'm watching that episode of friends "smelly cat oh smelly cat"
RyRoz 19
How about putting his litter box outside amd close your bathroom door. or you can find another room to put your make up on. I don't know I'm not a pet owner bit that what I got in mind.