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Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML

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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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JrRacer4007 0

**** the snake! Shotgun time!!!

Wow, nice attention to the detail of how many of each animal the cat brought in.

Holy $#!* , Simon Drew This!?...BTW , Sounds just like my cat...

PuNkGiRl2231 13

It's the kitties present! It's better than a litterbox full of crap ^_^

I think you need a new cat

charmanderCHAR 5

I like how all the comments at the very top state 'I hate cats' or 'your fault for having a cat', or 'dogs are better', and they have too many negative votes. Guess haters will hate. PS. Dogs ARE better.

so the people who give thumbs down to comments like "YDI for having a cat" and "get a dog! their so much better!" are haters? wouldn't that make the people who writ those comments haters to?cats are better 1: all cats are cute. some dogs are cute, 2: cats take less work to take care of, 3: cats smell a hell of a lot better (cause' they NEVER smell like wet dog) 4: you never have to take cats out for walks, 5: they don't jump all over you when you get home, 6: you don't have to buy them toy after toy after toy...(they need a ball or two and maybe a toy mouse and that's it) 7: they won't hump your leg all the dame time 8: cats don't bark at EVERYTHING

your cat just wants some friends

And a partridge in a pear tree

(: This would make for another youtube vid.

Keep the snake, and have it eat all the rodents!!! Problem solved! XD