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Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

that's one badass cat you have there!

Just keep them all in the house... the snake will eventually be the only one left.

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Time to get rid of that cat

When I first read that I read "girlfriend" instead of "cat".

you need to get rid of the cat

And now the cartoons don't seem as fat-fetched :D

Friggen' cat worshippers, down-rating every anti-cat comment they see.

get a dog

It might be a good idea to get rid of this cat >.>

the cat just wants to make your house a little more fun for herself

she's looking for something to replace herself with