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By TimFireDragon - 05/06/2016 20:48 - United States - Hilo

Today, my brother had a friend over at our house. I was taking a shower when he walked in on me, stared at me for 5 seconds, than shut the door. You can hear the water running through the door and there's a sign reading "Please Knock" on the door. FML

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iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:35

were you the goal of a slightly pervy truth or dare? Sorry OP maybe you should start talking to the parents about privacy and bathroom locks.

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iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:35

were you the goal of a slightly pervy truth or dare? Sorry OP maybe you should start talking to the parents about privacy and bathroom locks.

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