Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
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XxxTohardforuxxX 0
FYL. You should tell your brother's next girlfriend that he wets the bed. :D
Jenny444_fml 0
Thats ******. Tell his next gf that he has a secret baby mama that may make more sense.
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Comments (62)
katius_fml 2
pretty sure this was an office episode.
LovesLedZeppelin 0
Handicapable?
Firetiger 0
So tell his friends he is a ****. And your friends are probably just joking. YDI.
Yarrachel 16
Hello, Mrs Griffin, it's your neighbor Quagmire, now that Peter's mental, you probably have some needs, oh! He's retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, Peter is slow!!!!!!
SupaSwaggin 0
hahaha lol your brother is awesome
originalusername_fml 0
my brother thinks i have autism, my mom thinks i have ADD, and my dad just thinks i'm stupid. i have a high self-esteem, i laugh a lot, i make people laugh, and i'm not a bad person at all. people don't care what my family says about me because I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. also QQmoar he was probably joking.
haterofreality 0
LOVE the family Guy quote, seriously, u need to get him back revenge is a dish best served cold and he needs a good helping
iroqkcoach 0
lmfao . . . that suksss
babygurl23 0
Dude my brothers an asshole & we fight curse at each other, he calls me names right infront of his friends & mine, but none of them give a s*** cause my brothers naturaly like that, he calls anyone names, and everyone hates him.
oogabaga 0
your not realy helping yourself by your name being 'Normal'. sounds like you have something to hide?