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SaintJared

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34 years old
Wednesday 22 June 1988
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Saintjared's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

10%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

32%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Saintjared's favorite FMLs

By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 735

You deserved it 6 614

By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 539

You deserved it 12 018

By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 207

You deserved it 79 234

By ripdivine - 24/02/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 291

You deserved it 56 495

History

By catfish - 23/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those '70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 356

You deserved it 52 132