By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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ClaireB9 tells us more.

ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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King_of_Kings 3

i second #5. but have the package redirected to my address.

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I2OI3 0

Sounds like in about a week he'll be calling you back saying, baby I was such an idiot - please take me back. Any girl who sends cookies and naughty videos together - you are a catch madam! Mad props.

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Whos 0

be prepared to have your videos shown to the entire barracks lol

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Windexglow 0

Send him a letter asap describing what "secret" ingredient you and your "new" boyfriend included. Hint: It's white.

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perfectwinds 0

10- You're a dick. I'm sorry, OP. I hope you don't take him back. And pray that he doesn't go showing that video of you around to his buddies. =

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marinesgirl9 0

yeah, #15 is totally right... sorry hon :/ Why'd he break up with you? maybe #6 is right? FYL for sure :(

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puppydoggie 0

i like the way you think, #16

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menelie 0

Awkward. I'm so sorry to hear that.

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