Love: Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months...

bettycrocker 14 May 2009, 18:16 United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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ClaireB9 0

15 May 2009, 08:28

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

15 May 2009, 01:35

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

15 May 2009, 01:35

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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King_of_Kings 3

15 May 2009, 01:36

i second #5. but have the package redirected to my address.

I2OI3 0

15 May 2009, 01:38

Sounds like in about a week he'll be calling you back saying, baby I was such an idiot - please take me back. Any girl who sends cookies and naughty videos together - you are a catch madam! Mad props.