Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried...

By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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By muskogee - 20/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

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By Mary - 21/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, while at a party, my boyfriend threw a temper tantrum. He screamed at me and then gave me the silent treatment. All because I said, "No thank you" to the crab dip he got for me. I'm allergic to shellfish, we've been dating for two years and it's come up before. FML

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By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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curtyman11 9

Monday 25 March 2013 9:23

Joey doesn't share food!

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 25 March 2013 9:39

Aaaaaand then I reread this fml, and realized I'm an idiot, as he started it, she retorted and he took it up a notch into ******** mode. :p Commence the thumb burial, please.

Comments

adam_night 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:12

More of you to love!

MisssMia 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:32

Hey OP this really sucks. I don't know you ofcourse but my suggestion would be to dump this guy. First of all, he doesn't share food? Who the hell doesn't share food?? Especially chips man that's the food made for sharing. Secondly, I m sorry to tell you this but, judging from that comment, he doesn't seem to respect you at all. You deserve someone 100 times better than this asshole. Don't settle down for him, dump his ass and find the right guy (I know how hard it is to find the right one trust me, I ve been in and out of stupid flings for a while now) but if you keep trying you ll fond the right one, hopefully everything works out for you.

MisssMia 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:35

He was hungry? Maybe she was hungry too? Doesn't matter what state you are in you always share food or alcohol or cigs with your friends and especially your gf. I don't wanna live on this planet anymore!

Cysioland 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:28

Hahaha, double win of him. Anyway, he's a scumbag.

muin 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:57

He's your boyfriend, why?

MissB_1990 4

Wednesday 27 March 2013 5:02

You can do better.

Chucklikesbacon 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:31

It's kind of a mix of YDI and FYL. YDI for not letting it go, it's his right not to share, but then he should accept that for you aswell, without insulting you. But I have to admitt, it was a clever response, even if it was very rude.