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By Willibobs - 14/02/2016 21:00 - United Kingdom - Wigston
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a couple of sex toys for us because it's Valentine's. The cock ring snapped and twanged him in the balls and the penis sleeve ended up stuck in my vagina. It took us 10 minutes to fish it out. FML