Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker...

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:21

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

Signposthead 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:20

Haha, he's a keeper!

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77777771 12

Thursday 5 May 2011 21:44

jerk

pyrogirl6622 0

Monday 9 May 2011 19:35

ok that horrible. I so would not marry him if he could have thought of a better way of asking. it really shows how much he cares for you. get a better one honey

blargheria 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 8:17

Classy man!

AdventurousM 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 11:12

Yeah, you sure picked a winner. Not. Does he also show you he cares for you by giving you black eyes and fat lips?

swimchamp922 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:39

WIN!

TrissyMarie 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:48

Why do I find that cute?

AmaiSweets 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:18

Lol HA! My hubby would have done something like that

memyselfandI07 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:06

A joke?

brittyboo123 35

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:24

When's the wedding?

brittyboo123 35

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:25

Wow

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