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By minissaussette - 28/06/2016 05:15 - France - Cergy

Today, my boyfriend once again accused me of cooking food with too much fat, making him gain 35 lbs in 3 years. He was ranting while eating chips and pasta because he had refused to eat the vegetables I cooked. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 15:51

I can see why your boyfriend doesn't want to eat vegetables - nobody likes cannibalism!

CBL88 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:15

Maybe it's time to point out to him that gaining weight has to do with both the amount and kind of food one consumes?

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 15:51

I can see why your boyfriend doesn't want to eat vegetables - nobody likes cannibalism!

CBL88 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:15

Maybe it's time to point out to him that gaining weight has to do with both the amount and kind of food one consumes?

GrantOldham 11

Wednesday 29 June 2016 0:31

Plus fat has actually been shown to be better for your body than carbohydrates... So fatty foods are usually better than sugar or carbs

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