Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
It wasn't me
Today, my boyfriend phoned me at work and broke up with me. Why, you ask? A boy I was semi-seeing about a year ago decided to show my boyfriend's best friend a video of him fucking some girl and said it was me, and that I cheated on my boyfriend. At the end of day, he believes it's not me, but WTF is going on? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Independence day
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Home movie
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
Top comments
Ahmed Sakr 16
Send it to his parents
chosha_fml 27
The last thing she should do is give this guy a sex tape.
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Mungolikecandy 19
He must really hate you.
candid_bandit 9
Thanks for the great exit idea