SexOnTheBeach
Livry-gargan, France
Today, my boyfriend invited me to his new apartment for a candle-lit dinner. While we were having drinks, I got up to wash my hands. Thinking that he was watching me walking away, I turned around to send him a kiss. He was spitting in my cocktail. FML
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JillianJuneBug 39
I would love to see the boyfriend try to explain his way out of that one
Tripartita 45
Hours earlier: "So, have you two been swapping spit, bro?" "I'm not familiar with that expr—yeah, yeah, totally, dude. Of course. What kind of man would I be if we weren't? Ha."
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Comments (37)
moo77_fml 20
Dump!!!
trucker2 33
Makes you think what did he do to her dinner without her knowledge-
aggoden_bed 9
Now you know what to do the next time you cook something for him.
jnugzzz 6
We need a follow up! This is beyond bizarre in my opinion. So gross and I just cannot understand why
devinaww 15
The bizarrity of this is making me think about weird things..was he trying to make you contract a disease he had!?
DanaeZee 18
Exchanging bodily fluids is only okay if both parties know about it happening and agree o.O This fml is so absolutely weird that I'd like to know his "explanation".
thefireguru 7
kinda makes me think he's was putting something else in your drink for some reason
NightKat 25
Is it just me, or do some of the weirdest/rudest relationship fmls come out of France? Are you guys ok over there?
Ashael 5
Doesn't feel like it... But yeah, we're pretty okay. :)
saberjpg 6
Well, now you know his answer to the question :)
DanielleinDC 34
Yep, this is definitely dump worthy. I hope you grabbed your purse, coat, whatever, and walked out the door after seeing that.